Yesterday
Elmer - aka Robert -
received
a jury sumons.
OK, let's see here -
EXEMPTIONS
(1) At 96 I have been over the age exemption for 21 years now.
DISQUALIFICATIONS
(3) Though I have spent 30 some years wintering on the Gulf Coast, I am not and never have been a resident of Texas, let alone this county.
(5) My moral character might be questionable, but no, I am no longer of sound mind.
(6) No, I can’t read or write anymore.
- - Oh, and by the way - I am fucking DEAD!
Any further correspondence should be sent to Jefferson Barracks, plot 8495, St. Louis, MO
ps. My wife is next door. Please don't tell her about the hot chick.
I have one question. Who is the hot chick? Elmer fans need to know.
ReplyDeleteYes!! I too wanna know about the hot chick!
ReplyDeleteSorry everyone, but no juicy stories here. (Elmer is on his own reconciling his real-life wife/girlfreinds issues!) In this case the hot chick was Photoshopped in to liven up the morning-coffee conversation with Elmer's gaggle of old-codger fishing buddies.
ReplyDeleteThe beautiful woman at the top is your Mom, isn't she?
ReplyDeleteThe Wife’s mom
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