Yesterday
Elmer - aka Robert -
received
a jury sumons.
OK, let's see here -
EXEMPTIONS
(1) At 96 I have been over the age exemption for 21 years now.
DISQUALIFICATIONS
(3) Though I have spent 30 some years wintering on the Gulf Coast, I am not and never have been a resident of Texas, let alone this county.
(5) My moral character might be questionable, but no, I am no longer of sound mind.
(6) No, I can’t read or write anymore.
- - Oh, and by the way - I am fucking DEAD!
Any further correspondence should be sent to Jefferson Barracks, plot 8495, St. Louis, MO
ps. My wife is next door. Please don't tell her about the hot chick.
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