Thursday, May 16, 2019

New Socks - Unfortunate Name

In case you don't get it:

Imagine, as a spelling-challenged male, looking down at this in the morning from a body-length away, past extra chins and a dunlop, (Done lopped over my belt.) with aged eyes not yet fully up to speed for the day AND you're old enough to have been noticing a decrease in certain biological processes to the point where now, more often than not, morning wood is what happens when you crack your head on the bed-side table trying to heave your stiff and aching grossness up in the morning.

All in all, a rather insulting way to begin the day. . .


  1. This post made me laugh. The aged eyes thing has been getting to me lately also.

    Did you know Dickies makes underwear too?

    "...Like traditional boxer briefs, these have a pass-through fly and are machine washable and dry-able. The feature that makes this underwear special though is an antimicrobial finish that helps to inhibit odor. Yes, underwear that fights odors, keeps you feeling fresh, and makes sure that you're only offensive when you want to be."

    1. Being insulted by my socks is one thing, but by my underwear is just downright rude!