Just when my legs were about back to their normal state, you know, breathtakingly beautiful,
this had to happen!
No, it's not Monkeypox. It's been diagnosed as Gramina Mententis Ilix Vomatoria Idicus.
For those that don't speak the dead, and partially made up, idioma I'll translate: "The idiot ran the zero-turn lawn-mower feet first into a stand of Youpon - with his glasses on and eyes wide open!"
And yes, it stings like hell, especially when soaping it up while the shower beats down on it!
At my current age-induced sluggish pace of healing it will be months before my legs are pretty again!